To you. Merry Christmas. Love from me.

I never send Christmas cards. This is because I'm useless. This year, however, I'm making a conscious decision to not send Christmas cards, as opposed to just forgetting, leaving it too late or not being bothered. Instead I have followed the example of some charitably minded friends, and donated my Christmas card money to Shelter. So you won't be receiving a card from me. This won't surprise you, as you almost certainly haven't for several years if ever, but this year you can rest safe in the knowledge that it is both intentional and aiding a very worthwhile cause.