And today I have learned...

.....that drinking the best part of a bottle of champagne is not the way to convince people that you ought to be allowed to wield a jigsaw. After much whining, I was eventually permitted to cut out an apostrophe, and made a sterling job of it, if I do say so myself. Ahem. I might have cut into the table a little bit, but the boys did that too, cutting out the rest of the sign. It's still the best apostrophe ever cut out by a drunk girl called Megan in a warehouse in Manor House tonight.