Pay attention

Last night I went out with some old schoolfriends and, at one point in the evening, I managed to miss a crucial scrap of conversation and was astonished to hear that, in one of the girls' home town of Ware, it's illegal to kiss in public. Apparently bouncers will kick you out of clubs if you kiss someone on the dance floor. I was stunned by this restrictive attitude, and bemused as to why Ware has different public decency laws to the rest of the country. Then I twigged. She wasn't talking about her current place of residence, but her imminent relocation to Dubai. Aaaaaaah, I get it now! That makes much more sense!