Things that make me smile No.60

I recently booked a flight to Spain, and was amused to note that my luggage allowance is exactly the amount of weight I've lost since I started dieting in November. No wonder I was tired all the time. I was carrying the equivalent of a large, heavy suitcase around with me wherever I went. I think I should be allowed to take an second bag with me as a reward. After all, they would have had to carry the extra weight if it was still attached to my person.