The scene......A woman stands, in her pyjamas, on her front lawn, with dripping wet hair and no shoes on. Under one arm she holds an angry cat. In the other hand is a dead pigeon. A passing man stops and stares.......
Me: What?
Man: Is that a pigeon?
Me: Yes.
Man: Why do you have a pigeon?
Me: I thought I'd have it for dinner.
Man: Seriously?
Me: No.
Man: Would you like to come for a drink with me? You can bring your pigeon...
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Now, if he'd said 'You can bring your cat.' that would have been quite a different matter...
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