Things that make me smile No.47

Today I finished my last ever essay for uni. I still have one exam left to do, but they don't worry me nearly as much as coursework. Unfortunately I have the worst time management skills known to mankind, and often find myself sitting in front of a blank computer screen, two days before the deadline, struck with the realisation that, not only have I not even started, I also don't understand the question or know anything about the topic. This occasion was no different, and I've produced ten pages of the most absurd bullshit in history. I've really turned blagging, hedging and just plain making shit up into an art form with this one. Still, NEVER AGAIN!