Pet hates

I have so many of these that it defies belief. I should probably learn to be more tolerant, but where's the fun? Anyway, here's a selection of my top irritations

• Incorrect use of the word 'literally'. 'I'm literally bursting for the loo'. Really? I want to see some bladder explosion before I'll accept that as fact.
• Books that aren't in order. Yes, I know, this is really cliched in a library worker, but it's a problem I've had since I was a child. When I go to a friend's house and their books are thrown on the shelves willy nilly it makes my fingers itch to fix it.
• Waiters who fill your wine glass for you. Is it just me or, if you're sharing a bottle of wine with somebody, don't you wait until you've both finished your glass to top them up? I don't want mine re-filled when my friend is only halfway through hers. It just seems rude.
• Text speak. Once upon a time I did internet dating, and would automatically reject anyone who used it. 
• Following on from the previous one - people who say 'lol'. Just laugh for God's sake. What's wrong with you?
• People who chew with their mouths open. I understand that some kids are never sat down at the table to eat, and it's hard to learn table manners when sitting in front of the telly on your own. But when these kids grow up do they never eat out with a friend or at someone's house? Did they not eat in a canteen at school? So how have they managed to avoid ever being told that they are revolting and make everyone else want to throw up?
• Being waved through a doorway. I know this is a controversial one, since it's very polite of people to say 'after you', but I really don't want to walk into the room first. Please don't make me.
• Leggings worn as trousers. At least put a long top on. Frankly, if I wanted to know that much about your front lawn I'd be trying to get you drunk right now.