Lost anything lately? I know where it is

I went to have a suspicious lump checked out the other day. The doctor says he's sure it's fine, but he's going to send me to have an ultrasound done anyway as, and I quote, "with the size of your breasts, there could be anything in there". Great. I fully anticipate that this ultrasound will reveal a handful of loose change, the lost ark of the covenant and a small branch of Starbucks nestled in my bosom.