Rain rain go away

It's rained fairly emphatically over the last couple of days, and I can't remember which logical spot in the Wonky Flat™ was selected for umbrella storage when I unpacked my belongings. I could just buy a new one, but I resent doing so when I know I own at least three, which will inevitably be rediscovered as soon as I bring home the new addition. In the meantime I will just have to stubbornly continue getting rained on, and avoid wearing white in case my newly orange Jessica Rabbit hair dissolves into my clothing. On the plus side, in seems not even the most torrential of British weather can wash the playa dust from my boots, so I still have that as a reminder of drier times.