Ring ring

I went to the theatre last night. I'm always amused when the mobile phone announcement goes off at the beginning. Not by the people who go scrabbling for their handsets, but by the ones who sit back and look around them with smug, superior expressions. Pre-switching off of the mobile phone identifies a self-satisfied regular theatre-goer as surely as a bookcase categorised by colour tells you you've got a hipster on your hands.