Inappropriate Pharmacist: That's a lot of painkillers. What have you done to yourself?
Me: I fractured my coccyx.
Inappropriate Pharmacist: Ouch! Well [winks], if that little lot doesn't sort it out, come back and we'll kiss it better.
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He needs to be fired, and his job given to me.
ReplyDeleteAs an aside, the elderly locals I deal with are so hardened to the different types of analgesia, they could give Hunter S. Thompson a run for his money.
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Do you really want to work in a pharmacy in Tottenham? It's rough as sandpaper round here, and if you've got drugs you might as well have a target on your back!
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