Things that make me smile No.50

I saw an old lady on the bus who seemed to have taken Zandra Rhodes as her role model. She had vividly dyed hair, multi-coloured make-up with diamante jewels along one cheekbone, and an extraordinarily eclectic mix of clothing. When she got off the bus people were turning to each other and laughing or sneering. I was full of admiration though. I hope I look just like her when I'm her age.