Ode to the Chameleon

Apparently it wasn't sufficient to write a post for every other day last week. Apparently it is also unacceptable for those posts to appear at 10am. With this in mind I have scheduled this week's posts to appear at 6am, and have written one for every day of the week. We at alittlenutmeg value our customers. They are always right. Of course my time could possibly be better used today by revising for my exam on Tuesday, but that is unimportant. I would just like to take this opportunity to inform everyone that, if I fail my degree, it is entirely the fault of the Chameleon.