Out of the mouths of babes

Little boy on train: You have purple hair.
Me : I know. Do you like it?
Little boy: No.
Little girl: I do.
Me: Aw, thank you.
Little girl: You look like a my little pony.

Things that make me smile no.92

There's a crow who frequents the roof overlooked by my office window. He struts around like a tiny swaggering bravo in feathered bloomers, bending to peer under the rim of every duct and pipe in search of insect snacks. He never seems to find any.