There are minor delays on the Nutmeg line...we apologise for any inconvenience.

I've been chastised a few times over the last couple of weeks for my failure to post. Sorry kids, but I can't summon up any funny for you right now. If you'd like me to tell you all about the joys of going through a dodgy depressive phase, despite knowing that your life is currently so awesome that it rocks the socks off a fox, then I will certainly do so, but I kind of assume you would rather I kept it light.

Normal service will resume shortly.

It's not just the crazies.....

.......even otherwise normal and pleasant people feel the need to insult me.

Girl: Hi, I'm ******
Me: Oh, we've met. At such-and-such a workshop.
Girl: Oh, well, there were lots of hot people there, so I didn't remember you.